Dear Readers,

Now that it’s pretty clear that President Biden will be the Democrat candidate for president in 2024, I think it’s high time I announce that I will be chair of the #BowWows4Biden brigade again this year. (You’ll have to excuse Momma’s frequent interjections as she is very touchy on this subject.)

As you can see, I am wearing my Joe scarf from 2020. This is because Momma refused to get me a new one. (“Beggars can’t be choosers, Lina; besides it’s vintage.”) (Like you, Momma?)

I am quite excited to support Joe again this time around for many reasons. First, I know he is a dog person. (“If by dog person, you mean someone whose dogs regularly bite secret service agents, I guess you’re right.”) Also, I know that President Biden is always for the underdog and I can count on him for free food if need be. (“Right on that count, too! Where do we apply?”) And woof has it that the Biden Administration is even considering an animal-friendly regulation strengthening standards for public handling, training of personnel and environmental enrichment. (“Clearly, the world is going to the dogs.”)

I know that President Biden would definitely support my doggie woke agenda cuz he himself is very woke. And I can’t imagine he won’t stand up for doggie rights in the face of centuries of oppression. In fact, I would go so far as to woof that he might be in favor of repawrations in the form of millions of doggie treats. (“No doubt.”)

And if I get a place in President Biden’s cabinet — maybe a new agency called Department of Doggie Rights? — my first priority will be suffurage for dogs! This may seem a little far-fetched, but who has better instincts to sniff out a good, honest candidate than a dog? I think a simple paw print on the ballot or a wag of the tail for voting should “do the trick!” (Momma: “As if we don’t have enough voter fraud to deal with already.”)

And so dear readers, anything you could do to help support our #BowWows4Biden cause would be appreciated. As many of you know, I’ll have my work cut out for me in the radical red state of Florida. To that end, I do some pawliticing every day when I walk Momma around the Cape. It will be a relief when we return to Minnesota in April, where I can probably take the rest of the year off. (“You are the perfect Democrat, Lina.”).

Lina, Pounding the pavement for Joe!

WOOFDA!