Today I have exciting news to share. Now that Joe Biden is the official candidate for the Democrat party, I have decided that I will back him for president in 2020! As you can imagine, Momma’s not happy, but it’s a tough world out there and Uncle Joe has a reputation for looking after underdogs like me! In fact, did you know that the current occupant of the White House does not even have a dog (and what’s that old saying about not trusting a man who doesn’t like a dog)? (Momma: “And what’s that old saying about not biting the hand that feeds you?”)
On the other paw, Uncle Joe has two German Shepherds — Major, who was recently adopted by Joe from the Humane Society and an older dog named Champ. Now that’s the kind of guy a dog can trust! Plus, I am just plain tired of worrying about the possibility of being deported to Australia. Therefore, Joe’s got my vote! (Momma: “And I have no doubt your pawprint will be counted.”)
Anyway, here I am in my scarf of the day — “Joe 2020!” Probably my favorite yet. It’s actually quite fetching isn’t it?
Speaking of fetching, I have decided that I am forming a new organization called #BowWows4Biden, and on election day, I will be herding my doggie friends to the polls. Hope you can join us! Free treats for everyone!
Lina, Chair, #BowWows4Biden